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A paid diagnostic · £495 per tender

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Mess in. Order out. One tender at a time The read back within 24 hours Send the folder, not the file No library to maintain If Andy can't establish it, it says so Mess in. Order out. One tender at a time The read back within 24 hours Send the folder, not the file No library to maintain If Andy can't establish it, it says so

Tender pursuit diagnostic

Know where you stand before you commit to a tender.

Send the tender pack and whatever company files might be relevant. Andy reads one against the other and comes back within 24 hours: what's solid, what's missing, what could stop you, and what to sort out first.

How it works
01

Send the pack and your documents

The tender pack, plus whatever company material might bear on it: past bids, policies, certificates, insurance, accounts, CVs, case studies. Whole folders are fine, folders inside folders too.

02

Andy does the work

He reads the whole pack, establishes what it requires of a supplier, works out what your files actually are, and checks one against the other.

03

Get a clean read

Within 24 hours: where the opportunity stands, what's still unresolved, what could stop you, and what to look at first. You make the call.

Find if it fits before you spend two weeks on it.

You don't always find the important problem when you first open the tender.

Andy finds it on day one.

What Andy finds for you.

Not a summary. A point-by-point read of where your material stands, how serious each gap is, and what deserves your attention first.

Tender pursuit diagnostic Within 24 hours

The read

The overall verdict: clear fit, needs work first, too little to tell, or hard stop.

All-square

Requirements your material genuinely answers, and the document that answers them.

Missing or unknown

What Andy couldn't confirm from what you sent: missing, out of date, or too vague to count.

Structural disqualifier

Where your position appears to conflict with a condition that decides the bid.

What to do first

Not everything unresolved matters equally. Andy sorts it into what actually sets the order of work.

  1. What decides it The item that most changes whether this is worth pursuing at all.
  2. What has a lead time Fixable, but only if someone starts on it today.
  3. What contradicts itself Where the pack disagrees with itself, and drafting shouldn't start until it's settled.

Findings point back to where they came from: the tender document and section, and the file in your material.

If Andy doesn't know, it says so.

Missing evidence is not treated as proof of failure.

If something isn't in what you sent, Andy reports that it isn't established, not that you don't have it.

Old evidence is not treated as current evidence.

A case study from four years ago doesn't quietly satisfy a requirement that asks for the last three.

Important findings can be traced back to source.

You can check any of it against the document and the file it came from.

Andy doesn't search for tenders, doesn't write the bid, and doesn't make the decision. It does the reading and the checking that has to happen before the decision is worth making, and leaves the decision to you.

Just drag the folder in.

Not sure which file the certificate is in? Doesn't matter. Send the whole folder it's probably sitting in, folders inside folders are fine. Andy opens the lot and works out what's what.

  • Nothing to tidy up first.
  • Nothing to label or sort.
  • No library to build.

You do have to send it over. Andy won't go digging around your computer on its own.

Company Files/ ├── Bids/ │ ├── 2023 NHS Framework/ │ │ ├── final submission v7 FINAL.pdf │ │ └── old/ │ └── 2024 County Council/ ├── Certificates/ │ ├── ISO9001 (expires 2026).pdf │ └── scan_0043.pdf ├── Insurance/ ├── Policies/ │ └── H&S Policy - updated?.docx └── Accounts/
↓  All of it. As it is.

Real businesses. Real tenders. Open beta next.

Andy is being put through live tenders with real companies at the moment, which is the only way to find out whether a diagnostic like this holds up on the messy, inconsistent, half-documented reality of an actual bid.

Open beta comes next. The waitlist is how you get in when it opens.

£495

Expected price per diagnostic during open beta: one tender, one report, within 24 hours. This is a paid product, not a free trial. Supplied files are deleted within seven days.

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