Mess in.

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Order out.

Mess in. Order out. ✦ First readiness output within 24 hours ✦ Go/No-go. Sorted. ✦ No Software. ✦ No library to maintain. ✦ Evidence structured. Gaps flagged. ✦ Mess in. Order out. ✦ First readiness output within 24 hours ✦ Go/No-go. Sorted. ✦ No Software. ✦ No library to maintain. ✦ Evidence structured. Gaps flagged. ✦

Bid & tender readiness

Tender work is operationally messy. Andy makes the situation legible, fast.

You send in whatever you have — scattered files, past bids, policies, certificates, half-finished folders. Andy classifies everything, maps it against the tender requirements, and returns a structured diagnostic: what's in place, what's missing, and what may structurally block your bid. No scheduling. No new platform to learn. No sorting required on your side.

How it works
01

Dump the mess

Upload everything you have. Send your past bids, CVs, policies, certifications, case studies, random PDFs, folders. No sorting required.

02

Andy checks

He reviews what's there, what's missing, and what may block pursuit, then turns it into a clean diagnostic.

03

Get clarity

You learn what is worth your time before wasting it. From there, you decide whether to team up with Andy on that bid.

You shouldn't need to become organised just to buy software.

Rebuilding the same evidence from scratch — case studies, CVs, insurance certs — every single tender.

Missing mandatory items that disqualify the bid before it's even scored. The terror of the pass/fail miss.

Content library entropy — five versions of the same case study, none of them obviously current.

Platforms that expect you to be organised before they'll help you. Setup. Learning curve. Maintenance.

Every other tool

  • Build a content library first
  • Learn the platform
  • Keep the system up to date yourself
  • Waste your time on dead-end bids
  • More setup before clarity
  • Rebuild the file logic yourself

Mighty Andy

  • Start with the mess
  • No new tool to learn
  • Get a clear view in 24h
  • Blockers surfaced early
  • Missing items made visible fast
  • Files organised into a clean working package
Pricing · two ways in
Entry point

Diagnostic

£495

within 24 hours · one diagnostic file

  • + Case intake review
  • + GO / NO-GO / UNCERTAIN verdict
  • + Key requirement check
  • + Structural blocker flags
  • + Missing-items list
  • + 7-day upgrade window
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Full readiness

Full Andy

£1,950

within 72 hours · 30-day active case

  • + Case intake review
  • + Deeper requirement mapping
  • + Structured evidence organisation
  • + Downloadable organised package
  • + Production-ready delivery
  • + Additional file intake during window
  • + Iterative updates during window
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What's actually in each.

Direct, one-to-one. No nested bundles. No vague "everything in X plus more".

Feature
Diagnostic
Full Andy
Assessment
Case intake review
✓
✓
Diagnostic report file
✓
✓
GO / NO-GO / UNCERTAIN verdict
✓
✓
Structural blocker flags
✓
✓
Missing-items list
✓
✓
Deeper requirement mapping
—
✓
Deliverables
Structured evidence organisation
—
✓
Downloadable organised package
—
✓
Production-ready package delivery
—
✓
During active case
Additional file intake after first delivery
—
✓
Iterative updates
—
✓
Timing
Turnaround
24 hours
72 hours
Active case window
7-day upgrade
30 days
Upgrade path available
✓
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Upgrade path

Start small.
Go deeper if
you need to.

Start with Diagnostic if you want lower-risk entry. You get a clear verdict and a list of what's missing, fast.

If the case warrants more, upgrade to Full Andy within 7 days for £1,500. The 30-day active case starts from your first Full Andy delivery.

After 7 days without upgrade, Diagnostic working files are deleted. Any further work starts as a new engagement at the standard £1,950.

Buying Full Andy directly is slightly better value. Pick the path that fits the case.

Diagnostic £495 Upgrade (within 7 days) +£1,500 Total via upgrade path £1,995 Full Andy direct £1,950

Send the mess. Get a clear
verdict first.

Drop in your policies, CVs, case studies, certifications, past bids. A Diagnostic comes back within 24 hours: GO / NO-GO / UNCERTAIN, the blockers, and what's missing. Upgrade to Full Andy within 7 days if the case warrants it.

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Drop your files here

Everything goes in. Policies, CVs, case studies, certs, past bids, half-finished folders. Don't sort it — that's the point.

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